thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

shouldnt:

I WANT THIS

I WANT THIS SO FREAKING BAD

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica 

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH