alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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babebraham:

go on

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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Your feature pickup line should be "I'm gonna treat your ass like a Tootsie pop, keep lickin til I get to the chocolatey center."
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tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

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