fadeintocase:

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

togepathetic:

cashier: that’ll be $29.50
me:

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mayor-mossy:

querycrossing:

me.

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

thekidprince:

thespaceyadventures:

How you see yourself vs. How the world see you.

I live near San Marcos!

breakfastsexual:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

What a time to be alive

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend